Net69VR is a Dutch pay-per-view VR porn site featuring only models from the Netherlands. The girls are cute, not stunning, but at least you get to see some fresh new faces and bodies. The site itself is commendably clean and easy to use, and the videos are about as crisp as they come these days, but the site's reliance on PPV pricing will leave a big dent in your wallet.
Net69VR.com Review
Pros
- - Dutch Pornstars- Exclusive content- No ads or pop-ups- PPV a-la-carte pricing- Clean presentation- Mobile VR streaming
Cons
- - No free VR headset- No model biographies- Expensive pay-per-view- Vanilla hardcore- No search or tags
Editor Rating
Bottom Line
The Dutch are best known for wooden clogs, cheese, cannabis, bikes, and prostitutes and it all makes sense when you think about it. The weed gives you the munchies and makes you horny. Before you head over to the Red Light District, you stuff your face with Gouda. Since you're too stoned to tie your shoelaces or drive a car, you put on your tree-shoes, hop on the next best bike, and off you go to proposition the first streetwalker you run into on the sidewalk. Millions of Dutch were dying every year due to whore-related biking accidents until one innovative Virtual Reality startup from the city of Haarlem managed to curb the steep population decline by launching their Net69VR website. With most of the Dutch men now safely immersed in VR porn in the comfort of their own homes, death rates have dropped drastically while Gouda consumption remains stable.
Saving lives with pornography is all well and good but does the Net69VR website stand up to scrutiny when compared to rival studios? The answer is yo. The video quality is excellent, but there aren't a lot of movies. We're talking one single page of clips here, and I counted only 15 scenes. I couldn't find any upload dates nor was there an announcement made in regards to the planned update schedule. Navigating those videos and choosing one of four download options (VR-Headset HD, VR-Headset Medium, Smartphone HD, Stream) couldn't be easier. The lack of search and tagging can be excused at this point as you're looking at the whole archive anyway right there on the front page of the member's area. And speaking of members, you cannot subscribe to a monthly plan. So setting yourself up with a login and pass pretty much just entitles you to one free download and trailer access. In order to watch a second clip, you'll have to purchase PPV credits.
At Net69VR you pay for play. A video will cost you four credits, that's about 70 cents per credit. In other words, one VR movie download comes to € 2.95. Yes, that's Euros, not USD. Things get somewhat less expensive when you buy 100 credits for € 45 which adds up to a 40% discount. Two problems here: First of all, you could easily get two or three separate monthly subscriptions at competing VR websites like BaDoink or VRCosplayX for 15 to 20 bucks each. And secondly, you couldn't spend 100 credits at Net69VR even if you tried since they don't have 25 videos in their archive yet. You'd have to wait two and a half months (assuming there is a weekly update schedule in place) just to get back your money's worth. Bit of a strange business proposition going on here. Payment options include iDEAL and Bancontact (MisterCash) if you want to pay for your order via internet banking instead of using a credit card.
The videos at Net69VR are fairly short, averaging about 15 minutes per pop. Quality is flawless, and the clips look stunningly crisp even when blown up to fit my 5K iMac display. Nothing too kinky going on, just the usual threesomes, (reverse) cowgirl fucking, masturbation, girl-on-girl action and whipped cream blowjobs; good clean porn fare for the whole family. In case this is a turn-off for you, let it be known that there's quite a bit of condom use in several scenes, and I don't mean the playful kind where chicks slurp jizz out of rubbers. Maybe the health and safety regulations are a bit stricter in the Netherlands, who knows.
Tech
180° Stereoscopic 3D
4K Ultra high resolution
Binaural sound
60 fps video
Prices (PPV)
4 credits € 2.95
15 credits € 10 Save 10%
25 credits € 15 Save 19%
50 credits € 25 Save 32%
100 credits € 45 Save 39%
Conclusion
Let's be honest here, 15 scenes simply aren't enough to hold anyone's interest for longer than a couple of hours. For me, Net69VR was an in-and-out experience. Access is free once you give them your e-mail, you download the complimentary welcome video, maybe spend three Euros on a clip that particularly tickles your fancy, and then you move on to bigger and better things, mainly because you're not made of money. The site is too expensive. I'll revisit Net69VR once they've grown to about three times their current size in hopes that by then they've implemented a normal subscription system in addition to PPV. This is quality stuff, there just isn't enough of it, and it's also not edgy and original enough to warrant such high prices.
Added on: 2017-03-20 21:49:03